1.How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S!
2.How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
3.How many letters are in the alphabet?
Really 26, but 24, since E.T. went home
4.Why did the girl run outside with her purse open?
She heard there was going to be some change in the weather.
5.Why is an empty room like a room full of married people?
There isn't a single person in it.
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